What Is Going On Here?

Sonja was not interested in the photograph session. She was watching a squirrel in the park across the street.

Sonja was found later, reading a Pottery Barn catalog and singing AC/DC melodies softly to herself.

Most people joked that Sonja just had her girdle laced a little too tight. Years later, her physician Dr. Barley Kornn, (Col. USP retired) discovered that her girdle was exactly the problem. Freed from her life-long affliction, Sonja changed her name to Candy and married the good doctor. And although her personality adjusted considerably after her cure, she retained her ability to discuss politics with the squirrels at the town park.