You can’t be classified as a “clean-freak” if you have more than two toot-toot’s in your bathroom waste basket.
Oh. Okay. For those of you not thoroughly indoctrinated with the subtleties in the vernacular of the two-year old, here is a bit of clarification.
Toot-Toot (tut-tut) Function: noun
Definition: 1. Musical instrument 2. The cardboard cylinder center of a toilet paper roll. 3. Two short blasts (as on a horn or toot-toot); also : two sounds resembling such a blast
Instructions:
Find the box of interesting things sitting in the corner of the bathroom. (That’s the room with the big shiny white chair.) Dump that box of interesting things onto the floor.
Sort.
Scavenge one of those little grey tube things. Place one open end to your lips, say: “Toot, toot,” while marching around the house as in a parade. Repeat as needed to get attention or until mommy gets the camera.
4 Comments:
At Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:33:00 AM, MXI said…
I haven't done that for at least 3 years, Mom doesn't think it's cute anymore. Seems to lose something after 40.
At Saturday, April 28, 2007 7:13:00 AM, anyjazz said…
I bet your mom has some great pictures of you though.
At Saturday, April 28, 2007 12:03:00 PM, Miss Trashahassee said…
Toot toot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BFF,
Miss T
At Saturday, April 28, 2007 3:28:00 PM, anyjazz said…
Toot toot back! I had a feeling you would like this one.
Thanks for the visit!
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