This just in...

Yes, I refuse to use Kleenex until this mess is cleaned up.

Flash: Police and agents from the DEA burned 2.3 tons of confiscated marijuana at the beach this morning, leaving no tern unstoned. This gull, declining to give his name, was quoted as saying, “Woooow….! Cool! Look at those colors! Man, I think I’ll go chow down on some of those chips…” Another gull who declined to be on camera said, “Woooow….! Cool! Look at those colors! Man, I think I’ll go chow down on some of those chips…”