Tuesday's Testament - Top Ten

Here's a group of ten of my favorite quotes.

1. Ain't never been there and I ain't goin' back. -Carl Turner

2. If I could write, I'd write a letter to the Mayor, if he could read. -Walt Kelly

3. A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins in Jitterbug Perfume

4. Write fast and use little, bitty words. -Ernie Kovaks in "Sail a Crooked Ship"

5. Things ain't what they used to be; in fact, they never was. -Herb Shriner

6. Isaac Stern is one of my closest friends; He insults me often. -Jack Benny

7. Brave men run in my family - Bob Hope in "The Paleface"

8. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -George Carlin

9. I knewd I knowd ya when you retched up your hand and wove! -Unknown at Airport

10. A hand in the bush is worth a bust in the mouth. -D. G. Zimmerman